Loose lips sink ships was an old saying that evolved out of world war two and it specifically meant that people who talked too much could damage the war effort and aid the enemy. This was a very real concern during the time because the grape vine was rife with rumors of Nazi spies creeping all over the place. The person you were Dating on the singles scene could be a spy. Anyone could be a spy and so it was very important that you not speak of things that could provide them with information.
When it comes to the wacky topic of sex, there are so many different directions the conversation could go. Certainly, discussing what turns people on is a fairly popular hot topic. Every single person on this planet has a different power switch to their genitals. We are all turned on by an incredible amount of different things. Some things are more standard, others are more interesting, and others still are rather extreme. They are all usually legitimate, though. One of the more amusing, and potentially problematic, turn-ons for women is the sight of a man with a baby in public. Something about the visual just makes a lot of women go nuts.
There are a lot of people who believe in the concept of the soul mate. That is they believe that there is someone who is destined to be a Match for them. They believe that this Match will be found eventually regardless of what they do. The truth is that people are different and people evolve. You are not the same person that you were a year ago and you won’t be the same person you are now a year from now.
The vows of matrimony don’t really mean a lot in Hollywood. It is a place where people follow the dream or infatuation of the moment and even though the high thrill of romance does lead to some very glamorous weddings few marriage actually last longer than a high school prom. (more…)
Sometimes the most interesting and odd things come to light after something despicable has happened. Recently an Amish man was arrested by an undercover cop. The Amish man was looking to have sex with an underage female. He found her online using his cell phone. After several text messages the notes turned highly sexual.
Hehe! I love random facts about adult dating. Here’s on ridiculous curio of a fact for you people searching action: people who enjoy the taste of beer are more likely to to sleep with someone on the first date. Oh yeah, baby. That’s right. Beer drinkers are apparently huge sluts. The men and the women. In fact, beer drinkers are friggin’ 60 percent more likely to be totally okay with sleeping with someone they have just met, regardless of sexual orientation or gender.
Um, I want to know the rest of the stats on what a person’s alcohol preference says about their sluttiness! I mean, what about wine drinkers? I guess they wait three dates? I mean, they obviously see themselves as slightly sophisticated and having taste, which means they might want to take a bit of time to decide. Also, you kind of have to sip wine. Sip wine like you sip people? Right? Wrong? No? Yes? Am I on to something?
And what about dudes or chicks that drink whiskey? I mean, you have to be pretty hardcore to just slam that shit back, right? Slam your drink back you slam your man back. Do you not see the pattern here? Doesn’t it make sense to you like it makes sense to me?
All I know is that I am sure the cosmo and sex on the beach girls are the worst. It’s all about show and rules and purses and high heels for them. They’re going to drink their pink drink, throw up in the bathroom, then go home alone and bitchy and expect you to call them 83 times before they even consider sleeping with you. And the guys that drink gin and tonics are THE drink are going to be pretty bad, of course. They’ll drink and then fall asleep in their armchairs or their bar stools and slur-stumble all the way home. Plus, they taste like pine needles and have no imagination in the bedroom, so you wouldn’t want to sleep with them anyway.
Cider drinkers are flimsy fuckers.
If she drinks vodka with something simple like soda or water, then she is totally good to go. She likes her fucking clear and strong and direct. If she puts something fruity or overly frizzy in there than you have a high-maintenance nut on your hands. And if he only drinks fuzzy nipples, then you should run for the Ozarks. Run, girl, run. As fast as you can. Because he’s going to treat you body as if it’s a shot he has to slurp up off the bar. Ugh.
Okay, here ends the alcohol sex analysis. Later!
While you people search action, you should know that it ain’t all sadness and desperation. Being single is lovely. So very lovely. You are free to take on adult dating as a serious pursuit. Chasing sex is a serious pursuit – is it not? Anyways, as I said, being single is lovely. We’re just often bullshitted into believing it’s not. But here’s why it is (and yes, some of these reasons are absurdly trivial – but don’t you know it’s the little pleasures that make life worth living?)
1. The bed is mine. The whole bed.
2. I can dance around my apartment naked or spend 30 minutes reading “The strangest deaths” on Wikipedia without worrying that anyone is around to judge me.
3. Um, more time with my single friends, who are somehow more awesome than my coupled friends.
4. Flirting with anyone and everyone.
5. Fucking anyone and everyone.
6. Not showering. As much.
7. Not having to consult anyone about the weekend. Or about dinner. Or about how I really want to quit my job and just go fuck off to the Czech Republic for a while.
8. Sleep
9. Not having to pretend to listen to topics of conversations or problems or feelings I REALLY don’t give a fuck about.
10. Selfish selfish selfishness.
Ok, that last one was a little lame and nonsensical, but if you just got out of a super long relationship like I did, you’ll totally know what I mean.
You suddenly have the weird feeling your woman is cheating on you. Brutal. You don’t have concrete proof, but your gut is screaming at you as if it just ingested a a bad burrito. It happens. People search action elsewhere sometimes, and your girl is no exception to this rule. Of course, just because you’ve got the feeling, doesn’t mean you are correct. Sometimes your own insecurities, no matter how subconscious they are, can manifest themselves in your belly, make a fire, convince you of crazy, untrue things.
But never fear, my man, there is a right way to deal with this situation. First of all, don’t snoop! The old breaking in to the hotmail/gmail/iPhone/Facebook thing is just low. Too low. You won’t feel good after, and chances are that even if she’s not cheating, you’ll end up seeing stuff you don’t want to. And it will sit there in your mind like a crazy man, but you won’t be able to say anything, because you know what you did was WRONG. And if you admit what you did, she’ll have grounds never to trust you again.
Ok, so snooping’s off, so at first you should just wait a bit. Think. Try to pinpoint if it could be some other sort of insecurity that is arising out of a different problem between you two. Observe. Is she suddenly buying new lacy bra things? Hitting the gym extra hard? Constantly distracted? Not up for sex? If so, she definitely might be having sex with someone else. So you’ve got to confront her, but confront is not the right word, it is the wrong word.
You need to sit her down in a non-threatening atmosphere and calmly and rationally explain how you feel. Tell her that her behavior makes you feel as if she might be being faithful and simply ask her to be honest with you about it. Don’t accuse, make it clear you realize you might be way off – you are just asking. You are concerned. Again, calm, rational, sincere are all things you should attempt to be in this case. It’s hard, but if your eyes have the glow of a crazy mofo, I guarantee she’s not going to fess up
Many men struggle when it comes to leaving in the morning after having sex with an online personal they just met the night before. People join online dating sites for one-night stands, they’re great and all. But once the alcohol and adrenaline has worn off you sometimes find yourself in a very interesting yet awkward situation. Never worry about that though, because you’ll get over the awkwardness once you’ve made it home. However, you need to find a way to bail that leaves you looking charming which is sometimes impossible.
When you’ve woken up and are prepared for the walk of shame, play the nice guy. See if there’s something you can do in the kitchen, like cook her breakfast. She may consider you a really suave guy or all her friends will want to jump you. Although if you don’t know how to cook an egg don’t offer, you’re not going to get in her pants again if you set her kitchen on fire.
If you plan on leaving as soon as you wake up let her know that you’re going to go if you see some potential with her and leave your phone number or some way for her to get a hold of you. Sure, you’re not going to leave much of an impression on her so only go this route if you have to work or have an appointment.
Who doesn’t enjoy a good morning fuck? There is nothing that says you can only have sex with her once. Leave her with something to think about all day and rock her world in the morning if she’s up for it. Just because you banged her twice doesn’t mean you have to ever talk to her again, it’ll just leave the two of you very satisfied with the time you’ve spent together.
If you want to be a coward sneak out of her place while she’s sleeping but be prepared to be called every name in the book. Sure, sometimes chicks are down right crazy and you need to get the fuck out of there. You’re going to want to wake up before she does to make a clear escape, just have a good excuse prepared if she catches you, or climb out the bathroom window.
To have amazing sex you need to continuously change your tactics. Every sexual experience can feel fun, exciting and refreshingly new if you commit to introducing the unknown into your sexual encounters. I’m going to tell you some sex tricks that will make you feel like you’re 18 years old again with the same sexual energy as a youth. Thrust yourself inside of her in a stirring motion, have you ever really thought about how you enter a vagina? Sex experts always discuss different positions and the importance of foreplay but never touch down on how you should thrust inside of her. Next time, thrust upwards towards her stomach, this will help you find her G-spot. If you slip your cock in a circular motion, she’s going to be begging for more.
The advantage of heat during intercourse is that the blood flow increases, creating arousal to whatever body part that’s exposed. The sensation than spreads to other areas of the body and sometimes takes over entirely. Try breathing hot air into different areas of your partners body, you may find a hidden sexual area.
Having a very strong ending is just as important as the amount of energy you put into the sex. By drawing out the orgasm she will learn how to support you fully when you climax. When you’re about to blow have her lightly stroke your cock or grasp your testicles in the same rhythm as your contractions to get every last drop.
Kama sutra leads to very intension orgasms because it encourages your partner to fully focus on the moment. Practice sexually meditation during foreplay and penetration. Listen to the sound of your skin and pay attention to the development of each sensation. By focusing and concentrating on the motion and act of sex it’ll intensify both of your experiences.
Use your cock as a dildo, it’s difficult for many woman to orgasm from penetration and some need clitoral stimulation. Put pressure on her clit with your cock. She’s going to enjoy masturbating in front of you and the fact that she’s pleasuring you is going to get her very hot. The two of you will be very turned on before you have sex.
