The vows of matrimony don’t really mean a lot in Hollywood. It is a place where people follow the dream or infatuation of the moment and even though the high thrill of romance does lead to some very glamorous weddings few marriage actually last longer than a high school prom. (more…)
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Hehe! I love random facts about adult dating. Here’s on ridiculous curio of a fact for you people searching action: people who enjoy the taste of beer are more likely to to sleep with someone on the first date. Oh yeah, baby. That’s right. Beer drinkers are apparently huge sluts. The men and the women. In fact, beer drinkers are friggin’ 60 percent more likely to be totally okay with sleeping with someone they have just met, regardless of sexual orientation or gender.
Um, I want to know the rest of the stats on what a person’s alcohol preference says about their sluttiness! I mean, what about wine drinkers? I guess they wait three dates? I mean, they obviously see themselves as slightly sophisticated and having taste, which means they might want to take a bit of time to decide. Also, you kind of have to sip wine. Sip wine like you sip people? Right? Wrong? No? Yes? Am I on to something?
And what about dudes or chicks that drink whiskey? I mean, you have to be pretty hardcore to just slam that shit back, right? Slam your drink back you slam your man back. Do you not see the pattern here? Doesn’t it make sense to you like it makes sense to me?
All I know is that I am sure the cosmo and sex on the beach girls are the worst. It’s all about show and rules and purses and high heels for them. They’re going to drink their pink drink, throw up in the bathroom, then go home alone and bitchy and expect you to call them 83 times before they even consider sleeping with you. And the guys that drink gin and tonics are THE drink are going to be pretty bad, of course. They’ll drink and then fall asleep in their armchairs or their bar stools and slur-stumble all the way home. Plus, they taste like pine needles and have no imagination in the bedroom, so you wouldn’t want to sleep with them anyway.
Cider drinkers are flimsy fuckers.
If she drinks vodka with something simple like soda or water, then she is totally good to go. She likes her fucking clear and strong and direct. If she puts something fruity or overly frizzy in there than you have a high-maintenance nut on your hands. And if he only drinks fuzzy nipples, then you should run for the Ozarks. Run, girl, run. As fast as you can. Because he’s going to treat you body as if it’s a shot he has to slurp up off the bar. Ugh.
Okay, here ends the alcohol sex analysis. Later!
